Cwede


the colloquiol term for carrot and swede. can be spelt qwede in certain circ-mstanses but usually just cwede invented at the lunch table after observing the carrot and swede on my plate and saying wtf is this and my frined remarking ‘i call it cwede’.
‘have you sampled the cwede lately it is delightful…!’

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