cyan the hedgehog
a cool dude (aka a dumb oc) who by his name is coloured cyan, he does not really look up to sonic himself despite his similar appearance but, even with what we know… there might be more mysteries than answers.
you are not the fastest, cyan the hedgehog but what you lack in speed, you make up in knowledge!
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