Cyber Muscles


figurative “muscles” hard -ss people have online. usually used by someone who tries to talk sh-t and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.
douche: dude, you’re a p-ssy and i’d beat your -ss. smoke weed all day every day and get p-ssy cuz im cool like that. you’re just lucky im not there to beat you -ss.

regular person: ooo big cyber muscles i’m scared.

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