cyber running
when you constantly log on and off trying to escape someone who keeps talking to you.
boy: back so soon?
girl: sorry, i have to go. bye.
boy: okay, bye.
5 minutes later.
boy: back.
girl:noodles has to go on. goodnight.
-logs off
“phew, cyber running is tiring.”
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