Spejaculate
the process of spontaneously -j-c-l-t-ng on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the p-n-s. unlike -j-c-l-t–n the p-n-s may not always be erect. sp-j-c-l-t–n is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous -rg-sms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. though its occurrence is quite rare, sp-j-c-l-t–n occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining s-xual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
“i always sp-j-c-l-t- at the t-tty bar”
“it was horrible! he totally sp-j-c-l-t-d when i took my clothes off”
“dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there’s gonna be alot of tight a.. you don’t wanna sp-j-c-l-t- again do ya?”
“g-d shes so hot, i totally sp-j-c-l-t-d my pants”
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