Cyber Suave


describes one who is amazing at wooing women via text or online chat. generally not a woman he is involved with. this person is often socially inept in person.
guy #1: “aw man this girl i’m chatting with is getting all emotional, talking about feelings and sh-t, what do i do!?

guy #2: “go get mike. he’s the most cyber suave dude i know.”

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