cyberboarding
(n.) – a form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.
if i get one more email from my cousin in boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, i am going to puke. his constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and i plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.
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