Cyberboating
a port-manteau of ‘cybers-x’ and ‘motorboating’, meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as facebook or a chat application). it is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
status update: “happy birthday! consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! -wink-”
ever since my f-g hag went backpacking overseas i’ve had to settle for mere cyberboating 🙁
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