Cyberectional Dysfunction
the opposite of a cyberection. usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite s-x from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same s-x.
cyberialis anyone? please refer to cyberection for def.
subject a waves to subject b.
subject a: hey there, tall handsome dark haired dark knight. how bout you and me start to grind some together?
subject b: i like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain ‘experience points’?
subject a: nah i’m just joking, i’m some 45 y/o married male lookin’ for a good time.
subject b: i think im suffering from cyberectional dysfunction ….
subject b has logged out.
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