cyberglomp


1. when you, out of boredom, hear the sign-in sound and immediately drop everything (if anything) you’re doing to send whoever it was a message- only moments after.

you are the cyberglomper

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2. when you come home, sign in to your favorite im program, and are immediately attacked by a chat window-.

you are the cyberglompee.

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-said chat windows usually contain an expression of joy that was typed in caps and possibly also an emoticon.
example #1:

friend(?): -signs in-
you: -cyberglomps- zomg hai!!! xd

example #2:

you: -signs in-
friend(?): -cyberglomps- yaaaaaay!!!!! ^_^

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