Cybersepticism


the obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.
dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. let’s go outside get some fresh air… come on, dude. put the keyboard down… dude, just let it go… all right, give it to me. give it to me, now… wait. are you crying? dude… hey, don’t bite me… you know what? forget it. i’m outta here…

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