cybortion
short for cyber abortion:
(verb). the process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
in a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be “rebooted”.
jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. he knew he wasn’t supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.
when a mom who has a son named cyrus should have had an abortion. they are doing humanity a favor by comitting this act.
dammit, i should have had a cybortion
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