Cyclone Steven
an alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. while the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses’ memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with atm receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
news reporter: “that’s right john. there are reports from a clapham north townhouse this morning that cyclone steven hit at approximately 2:15am. in its path it collected a neighbour’s pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. it is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from.”
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