cyclops monkeys in a cup
created on april 10th, 2008 by a young s-xy beast of a boy named -censored- -censored- -censored-, cyclops monkeys in a cup were an instant hit to the entire school. with their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with mcdonald’s, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the united states. such a hit were they, in fact, that even the president and his cabinet fell in love with them.
yes, you saw correctly. cyclops monkeys in a cup are available in every mcdonald’s near you along with the purchase of a happy meal. use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
i went to mcd’s (mcsucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical o’malley order). along with my gargantuan order came five free cyclops monkeys in a cup! i was so excited that i went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
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