cyfp
stands for “close your f-cking p-ssy”. used in a non sl-tty situation mostly. legs aren’t spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only
haley : -posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram-
grace: haley cyfp!!!
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