Cylindrical Pouring Device

a jug.

you understand?

just a jug.

it’s a f-cking jug! yo, p-ss me the cpd, i’m thirsty.
it’s a jug, d-mn you! a jug!
– ld hurls a jug at thejoker oh no, my face! i have seen the errors of my ways!
also known as a “cpd”, is a device used to aid in the pouring of liquids. most commonly used with bagged milk, but can be used with almost anything requiring pouring.
thejoker: yo, p-ss me the cpd, i’m thirsty.
eldee: no, the cpd is mine, i love cpd’s, they’re so cool.
thejoker: i know

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