Cynillectual
someone who mistakes cynicism for intelligence.
the cynillectual has a desire to feel intelligent. for them, complaining about everything achieves this. they believe their disapproval is a sign of their sophisticated tastes; in reality it is a result of their inability to distinguish between critical evaluation and general bellyaching.
a cynillectual’s opinion usually boils down to “i am smart and you are stupid”.
one who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.
fun fact:
most people become cynillectuals in adolescence.
donald recently became an atheist. now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. what a cynillectual!
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