the most amazing perfect girl in this history of the human race. she is cute, funny, angelic, and s-xily divine. the b–by with her is the luckiest tranny on the face of the earth. also has a great -ss and can save the world with her adorableness.
john: yo keetz how things been going with you and cyntina?
b–by: wonderfully. she has changed my life completely and i am happy for the first time in my existence. i love her with all my heart and soul and vow to always bring her joy!
- exoti principle
don’t think about it. really. take my word for it. you’ve never met me before, but trust me. the “exoti principle” is something you should know.
- rollin dough
awesome pizza place in bellevue, ne…. totally reccomend it! hey did you try rollin dough yet?!
term originates from aston gaels tpur. like a cl-sterf-ck but just a million times worse. where everything is a complete shambles but also proper f-cked at the same time. e.g “this whole situation is f-cking shambolic” could be described as being “shamblef-cked”. andrew wing is credited as being the original “shamblef-cker” everything is f-cked and […]
- t*st*cl* trick
proceeding to take your b-lls and stretch them over your p-n-s and cover it up as if your b-lls were a cozy little blanket. my husband said his p-n-s was cold so i suggested him to use a t-st-cl- trick.
the mix of the words obese and diabetes. are you obetes?