Cythicah
only the most bad-ss shape-shifter around this side of the universe! she can transform into anything, but mostly a mermaid and a snail. why? because she can hoes! she can lick up seamen and shake her t-tties for money all in the same night. then she can transform into f-cking harry potter and kick your -ss in wizard chess. the she’ll fly over to the set of twilight and b-tch-slap the sh-t out of kristen stewart with her d-ck, that she grew because she’s a bad-ss shape-shifter!! if you ever meet a cythicah, bow down to her and kiss her feet and give her all your coupons to kfc because thats where she likes to spend her lonley friday nights.
shahala: d-mn guuuuurrrl! you be seeing that crazy -ss b-tch with the weave who is always licking up seamen, shaking her t-tties for money, and spending her friday nights at kfc?
carl: yeah bbz. thats cythicah. you try and take her chicken and she’ll slap you so hard your grandbabies will feel it!
shahala: … d-mn.
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