D.A.V.E. system


a no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

acronym for:

dabble in friendship
approach cautiously
value time together
extend story-telling
friends at the hockey game:

dave: hey, check out that girl there.
sf and jbk: wow, she’s cute. you gonna go for it?
dave: of course. the d.a.v.e. system never fails.

later in evening:

dave: guys, you have 45 free minutes? i have a great story!!!
sf and jbk: no, not again.

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