D-Bag Hag

a girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they’re the best/most fun. you know, like a f-g hag, but with horrible douches instead.
greg: is jan coming out to the supercoolawesome bar tonight?

bobby: no, she’s down at that fratcr-pshack… again.

greg: d-mn, why’s she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

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