D-Bager

some of the most credible people in the world. they reside in darien, ct and love to lavish themselves and those around them. though not always true, they are almost always the richest, high-society folks who own more than one house, some boats, mansions, expensive cars and other luxuries. those who don’t live in darien tend to be wildly jealous. teens in darien tend to spend their free time shopping for $200 jeans and drinking. adults spend their time working, finding more houses and trying to figure out how to be better than everyone else. darien is one of the richest towns in the united states. it rivals in sports with new canaan, ct, which is equally as rich but not nearly as competant in sports or academics. many celebrities are d-bagers, they reside in darien.
hey look, it’s a really rich guy with 7 houses!
he must live in darien!
oh…he’s a d-bager-i love those guys!
yea, me too they’re like 100 times better than new canaan. everyone hates new canaan!
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someone who doesn’t want that guy before, “lex”, hanging out in their town. hey dude, ever notice how those kids looked at you? you don’t belong.
the d-bagers noticed the trashb-lls hanging out at their dunkin donuts and thought, “please go back to stamford, riffraff.”
someone from darien that can acutally spell words like f-ggot or probably, unlike people from new canaan who might spell them f-get and probaly. d-bagers are much smarter than people from new canaan.
i’m a d-bager and i can spell unlike people from new canaan.

wow! d-bagers are much smarter and much better people than anyone from new canaan.
waterfront real estate b-tches. know your place you nc losers. d-bagers aka people from darien, ct are obviously superior.
“i would have moved to new canaan but then i wouldn’t get to be a rich d-bager who lives on the water.”
alright majority of these posts are used for a rivalry between darien ct, or another nearby town. d-bagers are kids from darien, usually d-bag is used as an insult calling teens rich preppy kids who are fairly sn-bby. in truth d-bagger can be used to describe both the person insulting and the person being insulted. dariens preppy, new cannan is preppy, norwalk not so much, wilton is preppy, and greenwich is preppy too get used to it.
p.s im from darien and i know both sides of this argument.
john:hey jerry look at those d-bagers, im so happy to be from new cannan.
jerry: shut up and get in the porche.
anyone from darien. they tend to be affluent. their main rival is new cannan. people from new cannan are gay. they are so gay that they lose in every sport they try…see you at the turkey bowl next year ladies.
wow, darien’s awesome, new cannan blows
the ugliest spoiledest f-ggots in the whole country. home of d-bagers is the rich town of darien. they suck at sports and thier rival town, new canaan is 10 times better and they know it they just cant admit it. new canaan actually knows how to play football and lacrosse unlike the d-bagers. although they might be richer than new canaan, they’re town is ugly as well as the people and the people are 10000 times more stuck up. d baggers are wannabe new canaaners
yeah…oh god how i wish i lived in new canaan- d-bager