d-d-do you mind?


creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl’s v-g-n-. it usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
guy: wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
girl: its when its all gone
guy: and thats what you are?
girl: no, i’m bikini
guy: and whats that?
girl: a triangle
guy: you know it would be easier if you just showed me…
girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?

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