D.H.PIFs
acronym for desperately hip psuedo intellectual frames.
any of the mult-tudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye gl-ss frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or “cool”
“wow, k! nice d.h.pifs ! you am must be wicked smat’ and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
‘ (snort)
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