d.j.


can be a nickname, or an acual name for someone, perferably a boy.

he’s an amazing person inside out. a cute, sweet, nice, smart boy. when he loves someone, he loves that person only, and doesnt share it with any other girls. he has an amazing smile, which makes you want to smile, and a laugh that makes you want to laugh along, or smile. dont take him for granted.
d.j., its about time.
shorthand for disc-jockey
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d.j.

(noun)

attributed to people whose appearance and/or gestures are flamboyant, effeminate, and suggestive of them being in the g-y order.

not to be confused with disc jockeys (dj’s), derek jeter, or w-nker dj’s.

inspired by the film “bruno”.
“hey tobi, you’re such a d.j. because you wear you’re bag like a purse so flamboyantly”.

“oh hey, thanks for that compliment.”
it is a prefix that will make anyone’s name sound less important.
dj bill clinton
used to be a t-tle showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned cd has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic djs of today who for some reason buy their material on lp even though all they’re doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.
“oh, don’t you love dj neonmonkeyj-zz, he’s so talented, i mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it’s…” **slap** “shut the f-ck up!”
typically it stands for disc jockey, you know, someone who can actually mix music. now it’s used by any and every person to download two mp3’s and the demo version of fl studio.
person: hey i heard you’re a dj!
dj bj: yea bro i got this one track it’s hot
person: how long you been doing that?
dj bj: well it took an hour or two i sped up the pitch
person: no, i mean djing…
dj bj: shut up f-ck you im a dj
acronym 1: disc jockey
acronym 2: digital jockey

dj: a person who’s whole responsibility is to make a crowd of people dance and enjoy the night. if a party fails for whatever reason the dj is usually the scapegoat.

disc jockey: a dj who mixes with vinyl records.
digital jockey: a dj who mixes with cd’s or a laptop.
1: that dj rocked the house last night.
2: who the f*ck was that dj? his music was so bad my ears started to hurt!

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