D-Mitch
1. the painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. a really stupid act.
kid: david wait, don’t stand on that railing.
david: man, it’ll be fine. just watch.
kid: oh snap!
david: lying on ground having a seizure ambulance. now.
when kid was asked what happened to david, he explains: he pulled a total d-mitch.
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