d5


an excellent digital ‘linear’ synthesizer from the late eighties, made by roland. less expensive than the d10 and d15 because it has less memory and no sequencer built in. produces very nice phat b-ss and leads, although the piano and guitar patches suck.
value of a used d5 is about a hundred dollars.
a d5 means dumbsh-t. so if someone is acting like a dumb sh-t you call them a d5.
dude you’re a d5.
someone who c-ms in their own face and swallows, sticks c-mc-mbers/egg plants up their -rs-, uses electric toothbrushes on their n-b and is a generally disgusting person 🙂
omg did you hear what that d5 done

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