da bears


the chicago bears
“da bears!”
1.) how a true chicagoan refers to the chicago bears.

2.) a term made famous by sat-rday night live’s very own bill swerski’s super fans. actors/comedians include: joe mantegna, mike myers, chris farely, rob smigel and kevin nealon (all whom have some connection to the great city of chicago).

3.) the proper way to toast to da bears.
1.) chicagoan accent:

bill:”aye bob, you gonna watch da game on sunday?”
bob: “you mean da bears versus the seahawks? are you friggin’ kiddin’ me? whataya, stupid?”
bill: “just askin’…”

2.) super fans sketch:

bill swerski: good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to “bill swerski’s super fans”! i’m bill swerski, and with me, as always, are the super fans: pat arnold..

pat arnold: hey, bill.

bill swerski: ..todd o’conner..

todd o’conner: while chewing his food bill.

bill swerski: ..and carl wollarski.

carl wollarski: how ya’ doing, bill?

bill swerski: alright, we’re talking here, live from ditka’s, in the heart of chicago, illinois. the city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. that team, which is known the world over, as.. da bears!

superfans: da bears!!

3.) toast:

johnny:”for da bears winning da superbowl this year, i pruhpose a toast to da bears!”
everyone: “daaaa bears!!!”
said by christ farly on snl

see da bulls
daaaaaaa bears daaaaaaaaaa bears da bears da bears
san diego via philadelphia via san diego indie pop rock band citing major influence from pavement to the zombies.
da bears plays shows
1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
deriv. chicago bears football skit on snl, lat.
“da bears, da bears, da bears, etc…”
pl. “wow, i can get lost in d’em bears!”
the south african mining company with a controlling momopoly over world diamond prices.
(pr-nounced with a lisp)
when he saw tiffany’s price for a one- carat solitaire, his jaw dropped, and all he could mutter was: “g-ddam dat da bears cartel…”

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