dab mom
a person who has been tasked (self appointed or by the group) with any combination of the following: setting up the cannabis concentrates to be consumed by their peers, taking care of the “wounded soldiers”, aka lightweight smokers, or in general being a great host at a smoke sesh. this then dubs the caretaker person the “dab mom”.
every time i go to kate’s apartment she takes such good care of me. she has the best concentrates and even heats up my nail, even if it’s just because i destroy the quartz banger when i torch it, she’s still a total dab mom.
moms that go to yoga, starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. they feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on pinterest. they usually wear clothes that are white. dab moms live on white pants 24/7. they feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods
person check her out
person 2 she seems like a dab moms
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