Dad Bulge


the bulge on men’s crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/b-tton down shirt look that fathers have perfected.
my dad bulge is better than your dad bulge.
the bulge on men’s crotches, created from the tight jeans and tucked in polo/b-tton down shirt look that fathers have perfected.
did you see the dad bulge on larry at the kids soccer practice today!?

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