dad goals

a super cool dad, everyone loves that dad
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    a sc-mbag. you’re a sh-t eating dog.

  • get a set

    1. refers to a person that lacks the necessary drive peril power to act on something. 2. lacking testosterone due to the absents of t-st-cl-s, therefore rendering the otherwise aggressive male to a child. 3. lacking testicular fort-tude. bob: ” l can’t ask sally to go out with me” john: “dude you’ll never get a […]

  • crock racks

    what you call crack rocks when you’re super wasted and trying to buy some drunk guy: “hey man, you got some crock racks?” dealer: “is you hammered?” drunk guy: “nah man, i only had a couple drinks” -falls over

  • groundlog day

    taking a p–p at the same time every day. he p–ps every morning at 8 am like it’s groundlog day.

  • ucky cookie

    a cookie/biscuit covered with s-m-n see soggy biscuit michael: hey, me and luke were playing soggy biscuit for about 2 hours last tuesday! jacob: eurgh! who got the ucky cookie? michael, i got it, all the c-m tasted like battery-acid

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