dad lip
when a moustache is freshly shaved or not fully grown in, causing the moustache to be sharp and stubble-like at the ends. most importantly, hairs are longer than the infamous dirt lip.
cheryl: last night, when i kissed earl, i could feel his dad lip against my lips.
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