Dad Pun
1)similar to a knee slapper. basically an unfunny joke. does not always have to be a pun. name comes from lame dads who aren’t great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids’ friends.
1)uncool dad:”hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?”
son/daughter (sarcastically):”no! why don’t you tell us about it!?”
dad:”well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, ‘i’m lookin for the man who shot my paw!'”
(n-body laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)
kid:”wow, nice dad pun!”
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