Dad Wedgie
the art of giving your dad a wedgie. best possibility occurs when wrestling with him, he’s bending over, sleeping, or if he’s just standing in front of you when he’s only wearing his tighty whities.
my dad always walks around the house in just his white briefs. so one day, i walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his fruit of the looms. yanking upwards, his legholes snapped into his -ss and he b-lls were crushed. he stood on his tippy toes screaming. eventually, i was able to stretch them sooo far that i hooked them to his forehead making it a perfect atomic wedgie! my dad wedgie was a success!
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