Daddy Sitting
a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother
husband: “don’t worry dear. you go away for the weekend with your girls. i’ll be fine daddy sitting!”
wife: “what did you just say? looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn’t be hard work!”
husband: “whatever!”
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