daddysaurus
kind of t-rex, old fashioned and scarcely evolutioned since his emergence, 3 million years ago.
be aware not to stay very close to him: daddysaurus loves preaching, and you hate to be sermonised.
– hi babe, what are you waiting for? come to the party right now !!
– sorry, daddysaurus don’t let me go out tonight…
Read Also:
- dallas, pa
sh-thole bordering a worse sh-thole (wilkes barre). a place that satan wipes his -ss with. guy 1: yo where do you live? ian: i’m from dallas, pa guy 1: oh sweet, texas? ian: no man… dallas pennsylvania. guy 1: d-mn, isn’t that place a huge sh-thole? small suburban town in northeastern pennsylvania right outside of […]
- dalton katcher
a guy that thinks hes gonna make varsity baseball hey guys imma make varsity baseball.(laughing)
- Damaged Lung Screw Pile
(n)1. a pile of ‘long’ screws acc-mulated when they become damaged. usually damaged by flint . dj, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder. a pile of screws named after non other than flint danget there goes another one to the damaged lung screw pile
- Daniza
the most beautiful,smartest,amazing girl in the world. any guy would be lucky to have her, but she already has a very lucky guy 😉 gorgeous and elegant, she takes the boys breathe away. she has the most beautiful eyes this guy has ever seen. woooo…it’s daniza whoa! that’s daniza
- david doucheovny
someone who uses one liners from californiacation with hopes of tricking people into thinking they’re original. johnny: revenge is a dish best served with my d-ck. suzie: what the f-ck did you just say? johnny: now you’re giving me that look like i just finger-banged your cat suzie: what the f-ck did you do to […]