dallas, pa


sh-thole bordering a worse sh-thole (wilkes barre). a place that satan wipes his -ss with.

guy 1: yo where do you live?

ian: i’m from dallas, pa

guy 1: oh sweet, texas?

ian: no man… dallas pennsylvania.

guy 1: d-mn, isn’t that place a huge sh-thole?
small suburban town in northeastern pennsylvania right outside of wilkes-barre. named after this dude alexander dallas back in 1817. home of the dallas shopping center, bernie’s pizza, ranch wagon, and college misericordia. known as the part of the “back mountain” area of the wyoming valley. notable people from dallas include former football pro and current defensive coordinator of the san francisco 49ers greg m-n-sky, convicted criminal hugo selenski, street artists “troph”, and “dever”, and band members of the noise rock band “an albatross”. 1964 oscar nominee lee tracy lived here for many years and is buried in shavertown at the evergreen cemetary.
like i said…dallas, pa, you wild.

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