dadgic trick
really cr-ppy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting ‘turnius greenius!’ as the light miraculously changes to green.
the old guy was b-mmed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
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