the anniversary of the day you became a dad. usually on the birthday of your oldest child.
hey man i hear your kid just turned 10, happy dadiversary!
- jade deep
really deep into the v. “hey, how deep did you go?” “dude, i went jade deep.” “holy sh-t man that’s deep”
usually a female who always has a need to take the front p-ssenger seat of the über vehicle so she can engage with the driver. linda is such an über wh-r-. she is so bad, even when it’s raining, linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. it doesn’t matter to her […]
- m*ffin toeing
the act of penetrating a woman (or mans) m-ffin top with ones toes. “did you see zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? he said he was m-ffin toeing her all night!”
a suzo is generally very nerdy, musical and special. they may seem odd and strange but on the inside they have a heart made of gold. suzos tend to not have a lot of money but what they do with their small amounts of money is provide things for others (meals, clothes, community fundraisers) . […]
mexican f-ckboys you’re a f-cking bakle