dadolescent
an over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. the act of being an immature father.
brother: what’s pop been up to since i’ve been away at college?
sister: oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of p–p on doorsteps, and the list goes on…
brother: his dadolescent behavior is sad.
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