dad’s salt


a viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. also called seminal fluid, j-zz, man goo, and s-m-n.
hey eric! you want some dad’s salt on your mashed potatoes? comin’ right up!
a special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father
i will now sprinkle a large amount of dad’s salt onto my noodles.

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