Dadsbund
(noun) dad and husband, frequently common in redneck society. the unholy marriage between father and dughter aka wife aka daughterwife.
(verb) the act of pouring ‘sgettios over your daughterwife during ‘dont tell your mom time’.
”thats my dadsbund o’er ther buyin me sum sgettios” –best hick voice is suggested–
“when tha traylors a rockin dont bother knockin cuz me an my dadsbund be having ”dont tell yer momma time” –see ‘dont tell yer momma time else where–
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