dadventure
spending time alone with your dad going on adventures from picnics to mountain climbing, museums to truck pulls, saloons to artist studios. you can get away with raising some h-ll. it’s usually a weekend thing though, because mom has a new girlfriend!
last weekend for my fourteenth birthday i went on a crazy dadventure, we rode horses in half moon bay, spied on the nude beach, had a burger at some cr-ppy bar, and ended up at the rodin sculpture garden at stanford university. mom said, “you smell like horse sh-t and beer, just like your father”.
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