DAF

dumb as f-ck
the most incredible/sick/gangster/swag/dope/bad -ss/gucci/trill thing ever.
ex. “dude, i banged kyle’s mom last night”
“no way bro! daf!”

ex. “did you see that new b-tch at school yesterday?”
“yea, that c-nt had a fat -ss.”
“she was looking daf”.
derived from the canadian cult television show ‘trailer park boys’, daf is an acronym for “drunk as f-ck”. this phrase is utilized by the character ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.

one is daf after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. all basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. the daf individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.

during the period when one is daf, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), dev (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.
“boris couldn’t keep it together last night; he was completely daf!”
drunk as f-ck; to be sh-t faced
“we’re getting daf tonight!”

“sat-rday night was a daf night!”
an acronym for the phrase “do a f-cking search”.
for use when someone is wasting other people’s time by asking questions about something that could be answered easily somewhere else (esp. a search engine of some sort).
“dude, dafs and stop wasting our time”
“before you come to this message board asking stupid questions, man, dafs.”
dumb as f-ck
that b-tch is daf, fo real.
an acronym for drunk as f-ck.
geoff: hands up! who wants to get d.a.f. tonight?

mark: dude… i was d.a.f. last night! what happened?
dope as f-ck
jeb: did he just say “i’ll stomp yo face, til yo face say nike air?”

adam: ya. daf
an abbreviation for the statement “dope as f-ck” originally thought up by sean place after being made fun of for using the word “dope” as a description.
yo, that rave you threw last week was daf! uh!

your mothers cheesecake was daf. and the cherries, wow.

this weekend was daf. capital d.

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