daffern
people with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. they are ferns. they speak. all i hear are da ferns. you can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. brown haired daffern’s however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.
why are daffern’s on our lawn
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