daffodilitis
daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they’re complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.
jeff: “hey, why isn’t anyone working out today?”
nevada: “because they’ve all been stricken with daffodilitis.”
nevada: “hey what’s wrong? why are you wearing those gloves?”
leroy: “because i might hurt my hands.”
nevada: “sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me.”
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