Dag and Red


possibly the best football side in the whole of europe. won numerous uefa champions league trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier english premier league, except in 2007 when manchester united bought olympic deep-sea diver christiano ronaldo. dag & red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the prince of wales and the d-ch-ss of cornwall having played for and represented the club. dag and red kicks your -ss.
guy 1: i support chelsea!
guy 2: i support man u!
guy 3: i support -rs-nal!
guy 4: i support liverpool!
guy 5: you bunch of t-ss-rs. dag and red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. when they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. t-ss-rs.

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