Dagflib


acronym for dumb -ss goofy fruitloop looking boy. a male that acts like a fool on a tinder date.
girl1: remember when i went on a date to gameworks with that guy from tinder? well, afterwards we went back to his place, and he gave me a skunked coors and tried to get in my pants.

girl2: what a dagflib! bye felicia.

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