Dagorhir


a game utilizing safely padded weapons so that hits do not need to be pulled. players use weapons usually made of pvc fibergl-ss, foam camping mat (closed cell), or couch cusions (open cell). partic-p-nts are also required to wear fantasy garb and are encouraged to make their own clothes. many players affectionatley refer to dagorhir as “dag”

weapons include: bow and arrow, sword, hammer,etc. spear
person 1: hey i’m bored let’s go beat people up with padded pvc pipes!

person 2: okay, i heard there is a battle at the local dagorhir chapter today.
a game played by nerds where they dress up in fantasy costumes and beat each other up with fake weapons. usually constructed from foam, pvc, fibergl-ss, and costumes usually consist of whatever can be found at goodwill or in grandma’s closet.

dag guy 1: i love beating people up with foam and pvc. i wish i could get paid to play dagorhir.
dag guy 2: me too, it totally rocks, this skirt is starting to chafe though, i think it has silverfish.
dagawh-r- katie: mmmph mpmmmmmmppph mpmmpmppmhhh -gag-

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