a person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own sh-t, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a d-ck), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause n-body likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. also the tard has m-ssive amounts of dandriff, smells like the sh-t him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says “yur gay” to every insult you throw at him/her.
guy: hey look theres dah f-cking tard!
dah tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh
guy:-punches tard in face- f-ggot!
dah tard: yur gay
- p*ssy padlock
created by scott @suavegotimade a complete douche ; but thas the bro……..it means a b-tch who not giving the p-ssy up and got a lock her pums ; so yu cant get no s-x for a whileeeee imani greaves has had a p-ssy padlock for about 30 years now – lmaooooooooooo
a fine, s-xy -ss, tall guy. a well rounded individual. intelligent ladies love him d-mn, i wanna be like lenny when i grow up. dats sat n-gg-. a funny kid who makes people laugh and likes stuff. he gets tackled at his locker everyday. what time is lenny getting here i don’t know hey there […]
- lap vermin
the paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you. cripes! lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!
- dyk* braid
a braid that stems from a ponytail that makes you look like a lacrosse-playing dyk-. i can’t wear a dyk- braid while i play for two reasons. one, it hits my in the temple when i turn my head really fast. and two, i look like a dyk-.
- laramie itch
the laramie itch is a s-xually transmitted disease that is in other words known as harpies. it is transmitted by “techer-wh-r-s” which are girls that sleep around with wyotech students. i got the laramie itch when i slept with your sister!